THE HILARITY OF FOOTBALL VOL. I: AWFUL FOOTBALL DRINKING GAMES

AWFUL FOOTBALL DRINKING GAMES

-a shot for every Coutinho pout
-a shot every time Messi picks his nose 
-full glass for every Ronaldo rape accusation 
-a shot of gin every time Klopp says "in this moment"
-tequila nostril shots for every Neymar dive
-whisky & lemon juice for every match Mendy has missed 
- two shots for every time Ray Hudson mentions physics or gravity in relation to Messi 

-eyelid shots for every transfer Arsenal pass up 
-moonshine gelatin squares for every chance Man City create 
-a shot every time a steward or side-judge touches a player's butt
-one for every World Cup dive by Robben 

-three for every missed penalty in an England shootout (double this for Lampard v Portugal 2006)
-two shots for every time Higuain shanks a sitter
-nostril shots (again) for every suspect Ernesto Valverde decision 
-a shot for every unnecessary match Rakitic played in 2019

-a shot for every Ajax player leaving 
-anal shots for every time Messi hit the post
-eyelid shots for every Liverpool assist from a fullback 

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