Requiem For The Redskins: A Reimagined Realityquest

         

        The scenes at Fed Ex Field before, during and after the Redskins 61-5 victory over the Patriots were unnerving...no, emasculating for Skins fans:

LaVar Arrington drunkenly accosts a #MeToo movement protestor, John Riggins publicly urinating on Snyder's favorite bust of Rudy Giuliani.
         Dan Snyder runs out of Vicodin midway through the game and scrambles for his typically night-ending blood and iced urine feast from the fridge in his suite.

           Bruce Allen scratches his head in dismay and a piece of rotting flesh falls from his loose scalp along with 2 more wasted draft picks among the filleted dandruff covered offerings.
         Jay Gruden forgets one of his chins at home and instead inserts a clipboard into place to force his head up from the quaalude coma

he's making us watch him endure.                     
        Michael Vick signs with the Redskins on a 1 year 86 million dollar deal with a
 "i get to kill your dog" clause inserted.                  Kendrick Lamar features the Skins' drama in his new rap hit "$nyder (Dolla Billz)":

quote:
 "the fellas didn't forget about Dre, they forgot about Trent,
Snyder a tough jew, even made RGIII pay rent.        Whatcha gonna do?
Pay Alex Smith again?
White boy lives in a nonstop 3rd & 10.
Norman's lookin normal like my boi OBJ say,
that n***a's past due, throw it over him all day."

"Wife outta the cage yet, bro?"
"Hell no."
"Mine neither."